Well, officer, if all the world’s a stage, then really they were just acting as hostages.
Sleptember
Fucking serfs.
Some days I wonder if it was worth spending all that money to get the apothecary to rub cow pus in your sores.
Teenagers in the 16th century were known to send as many as 1500 latin messages a day.
And please refrain from drinking anything from chalices that are gold or above.
“Yeah, well I could could have kids like Craig if I wanted to, but I’m too focused on my art”
He had nearly killed himself the first time he flushed the toilet.
Nevermind what I do with it!
I promise not to break it by trying to make a riverbaby like I did last time.
Next you’ll tell it to stop talking to its sister so much.
