Did you not see it swinging? What the fuck is wrong with you.
Sleptember
Now we have the weekly areola measurements.
I don’t care how many Persian skanks you know.
Just use the one of me eating a churro. That turned out okay right?
Wait, you’re telling me this Lot character actually did these things?
This is why we can’t book time at the community centre.
Who the fuck gives a newborn myrrh?
Diary, it’s fucking bullshit.
Hate to tell you guys but this is how Obamacare works.
Another couples’ barbecue ruined.
